May 2013
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leonardsmccoy:
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
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I feel like I’m strapped to the front of a speed train screaming,
But no one can hear me.
The end is approaching faster and faster,
And there’s nothing I can do about it.
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gonnaslapabitch:
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
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me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
me: *cries*
floozys:
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
now paint
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all-knowing-jessica:
I’m pretty sure “Star Trek Into Darkness” is actually called “Star Trek Into the Blue Abyss of Chris Pine’s Eyes”. Because seriously.
Someone understands.
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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
penguinhumor:
“Did you finish your homework?”
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Things I Never Learned In High School
dontcomecryingtome:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean...
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What its like to be in College told by Disney... →
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realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
gayenerys:
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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phione:
if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
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all I want in life right now is a glass of nice white wine and to play Sims.
is that too much to ask??
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bioware fan pickup lines
spicyshimmy:
so… who do you romance?
yeah on a scale of one to archdemon how MUCH ARE YOU FREAKING OUT ABOUT DRAGON AGE 3?
it hurts inside of me all the time
are you aggressive, diplomatic, or charming?
*seductively licks lamppost*
want to see if i’m a LI or not
what day is it i’ve been playing for a while
we’ll bang ok
*emotional use of shepard dancing gif*
i found this in a pile of...
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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bbolin:
when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more
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Tywin: So I heard your grandson fucks other dudes
Olenna: So I heard your kids fuck each other
Tywin: ...
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I am utterly obsessed with this song.
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zackisontumblr:
i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out
